Ok. It has been a while since I last posted on Illustration Friday. But 'better this year than never', right?Me and a few others were sitting and wondering what all could go wrong with the eggs in your first meal of the day; if you happen to get up on time for it, that is:P
All the haunting memories of the days I've had to eat my eggs NOT the way I want it start flashing. And I pen it down immediately.
The most tragedy struck breakfasts are generally when you ask the hostel mess chef to prepare double half fried eggs. If you're lucky, that's what you'll get, if you're not, which is usually the case, these are some of the things you could be in for... Though I do blame personal clumsiness for some of them:P...
Scenario 1: Both the egg yolks will be broken already.
Scenario 2: The egg yolks will be riiiight next to each other, so if you want to eat the yolk by trying to get one of them to reach the spoon safely, you know the other will break.
Scenario 3: The chef blatantly ignores you and makes for you double full fried eggs instead.
Scenario 4: You've managed to get the yolk separated. You carefully put it on the spoon, get it to your mouth, shivering and hoping it wouldn't break midway.
Scenario 5: All your fears come true.
Scenario 6: You feel like having an omelette and by the time you sit down on the table to eat, you wish you had asked for double half fried eggs; again:'(
Have a lovely breakfast and a happy day:)
This has got to be the post with the longest title yet on this blog. I mean, who the hell names a post 'Illustration Friday - Clumsy / All the utterly horrible things that can happen to your precious double half fried egg'?!?